karened | Fun Arashi!

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I have tons of photos that I bought just because it looks fun/ridiculous/thought-provoking. And I thought they'll be good for participating in the photo caption game. I'm sharing them with you guys here! Have some laughs! ^_^ Some of my silly, 4D-ish thoughts....

Ohno: I'll eat you raw if I can't fish you up!

Ohno: There are six members in Arashi.
Nino: Five of us here, and the sixth one is...
Aiba: YOU!
Sho: "'YOU!" Those are the exact words of Johnny-san.
Jun: Shhhh... Himitsu desu. *wink*

Aiba: Hello, bird! You know Japanese idol?
Bird: ......
Aiba: Arashi, Arashi, for dream~
Bird: ......
Aiba: Hello? Hello??
Bird: ......
Aiba: You, very cuticle.
Bird: ......
Aiba: You know Keikarou? Go to the kitchen and say 'Roast Pigeon'.

Ohno can't fish without his Jun bait...

Nino: Come on, Aiba-chan! Wave to our people!
Aiba: Hello, people of the Kingdom of Arashi!
Nino: Work hard, my people! Ganbatte!
Work hard to earn more and pay us more tax!

Doumyouji: WHAT!?
                          Arashi beat the
                                                Doumyouji Group in becoming
                                         The top earners in Japan
                       For 2009!!!?

Riida sets a good example at cons.

CLASSROOM RULE #1
Raise up your hand before you talk.
(That is if he even talks at all! Good boy!)

Maou in the making

Smokin' HOT

Life is unfair
Some people are born good looking.
Some people try to look good.
Some people fail at looking good.

But,
Some people look good without trying.

And,
Some people look good even when dressed in clothes meant for the opposite sex.

Guess where's the other hand?

You know a Nの嵐 is coming up when...

Sho: There is still room for one more.

When Ohno's out fishing...

When all else fails, rely on nature: Diffusion.